The Dark Lord Trotsky, Great Sage & Equal Of Heaven.

As member of cabaret sensations Mills & Boon and Founder member of comedy duo Dead Bros, Trotsky has performed at many of the comedy clubs in the UK and has appeared on the same bills as Jenny Eclair, Jack Dee, Hattie Hayridge & Suzi Quatro. He has also played in many unsuccessful bands such as Teenage Lobotomy, Foad & The Boogie Outlaws who you will never have heard of, which is probably for the best. When he's not being #1 DJ, he's being #1 bartender. Trotsky can sometimes be seen playing percussion as Wino Tyron in skiffle band Hobo Jones & The Junkyard Dogs. He is the only member of staff to own a purple Strawberry Moons shirt. His fabulous hair was cut and styled by the lovely Lucy until he grew dreads. Now it's left to fate and the elements.

First ever Gig:
Some god-forsaken outward bounds centre in Wales. No beer & cold.
Biggest Claim to Fame:
I know The Mighty Antastic's Mum, I once sang, as a guest singer, with The Spice Daves & my camper has been in Volksworld magazine.
Most embarrassing moment while Djing:
Vinnie changes the CD I have set up ready to play for Sesame Street when I'm not looking. This happens almost every time I DJ. Vinnie needs a new gag.
Favourite tune of all time:
Rock & Roll by Motorhead but you can't really dance to it.
Favourite songs played:
American Pie by Don McClean & The Littlest Hobo Theme.
Worst tune of all time:
Anything sung by Darren Day (why is he famous?).
Favourite tipple:
Budweiser or Glenfiddich Malt Whisky.
Most like to be in the DJ pit with:
No one. I'm working, buy me a beer then leave me alone!!!
Guaranteed floor filler:
Crazy In Love by Beyonce & Dirrty by Christina Aguillara.
Guaranteed floor clearer:
Rock & Roll by Motorhead.
Describe yourself in two words:
Number One.